Letter To A Stranger

Dear Mom of Bully Kid in the Chick-Fil-A Play Area,

While you have sat in the eating area chit-chatting it up with your buddy, I have watched your rude kid play rough, bully and torment my kid and all of the other kids in the play area. I have seen this because I am a responsible parent that sits in the play area that smells of feet and sweat so that I can keep an eye on my kid...because yes, he can play rough. He is a boy. So I have to jerk a knot in him a few times to keep him straight. Now, I don't know what sparked your interest and made you come in the play area to "speak" to MY CHILD but you better back on up. I WILL GET REDNECK ON YOU! I tried to keep myself in check, because let's face it...I was in a Chick-Fil-A in Cary, not Walmart back home. But you are mistaken to think you may speak to my child AT ALL. That is not your place. You can tell me what's going on (BTW, I asked you but you were too busy trying to speak to my son that you ignored me) and I can address it. Not cool lady. Ever seen a mother bear when her cub is messed with? I can get worse.

And PS - whatever my kid did...yours deserved it!!