Acceptance Speech

Christopher and I won an award and have worked very hard on our acceptance speech. What do you think?

It is with great despair that we accept this not-so-prestigious award of "January's Worst Parents". There were many awful colleagues in our category and we are ashamed that we have been voted the worst of the worst. We'd like to thank Carter, without whom we would not be accepting this award. Had we not been neglectful and let you fall down the entire flight of stairs at home on 26 Jan 2011, we wouldn't be holding this award in our hands right now.

Stay tuned for the results of our second nomination, "Worst Parents of 2011".