Wednesday, August 17, 2011

I Don't Even Know How To Title This One...

True story.

Yesterday, I went into a small consignment store where I was immediately met with an unattended, obnoxious 10 year old boy. He asked, "What are you doing in here?". I replied, ""

He continued to run around the store, throwing toys, crawling under racks, screaming, and at one point ran out of the store with merchandise. Still no mom in sight.

Then he dives under the clothing rack at my feet. Next thing I know, he licked my big toe. Yes, you read that right. He licked my big toe! Here's the conversation that followed:

Me: "That's really gross. You need to move."
Him: "But I am playing dead."
Me: "You need to play dead somewhere else."
Him: "Okay."

I swear...this stuff only happens to me.



  1. ewwwwww! so gross. i think i might have screamed.

  2. Dana - should not have read that in my audit - I am trying really hard not to laugh outloud!

    I would have kicked him! and where was his mother?